While I’m adamantly Not Studying, I’ve been catching up on stripper blogs. This post? is so funny.
Him: Well, some of the guys were really, really into sex. Not just with “whores” (he was using the Hindi work “randi” to describe the sex workers).
Me: So who were they having sex with? Each other?
Him: No! No, they’re not GAY! (exasperated) But like one night, I saw three of my colleagues trying to fuck a donkey. A female donkey.
Side note – I love how an implication that they’re gay is shocking, but the donkey-fucking is reasonable.